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Law of Unintended Consequences

When I moved my workspace into the basement, I moved myself out of the range of broadcast TV signals. It never occurred to me TV wouldn’t work down here, we used to get signal down here. I guess broadcast signals aren’t as strong anymore.

I have been watching an endless stream of Netflix. First, I went through all the available episodes of Fascape. Then Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Doctor Who, Torchwood, all kinds of the fun stuff. Some I’ve seen, some I haven’t.

Now that school is out and I don’t need to be at my computer working, I could go upstairs and watch regular TV, but I still don’t. I think, I am tired of shows about dead bodies, serial killers and that little known forensic detail that points straight to the wrong doer. I know 30 years ago those shows would have been science fiction; DNA, giant databases of fingerprints, mass spectrometers that identify every little particle, etc.

As bored as I have become with procedural crime dramas, reality shows, situation comedy, soap operas and talk shows have never interested me. I like science fiction (and I use that term loosely), but also I like science shows, history shows, historical dramas. I watch PBS on purpose! (Well, I did when I could get the TV to work.)

I have been pondering what these things have in common. Science shows are about how things work, history shows are about how people survive, historical dramas are about how people work and science fiction is about what it means to be human. I know those who aren’t fans of science fiction never get past the “but it isn’t real” aspect, even though by definition fiction isn’t real. Just because the setting isn’t “real” doesn’t mean the story doesn’t have something to say. When you come right down to it, aren’t shows about solving a murder a little morbid? Yes, it is fiction and not real.

So from now on, I am going to try and post reviews and commentary on the world of science fiction.

Note: I use that term loosely because I can’t think of a better one.

Etsy Listing Vintage Shoes

Four beautiful pairs of vintage shoes size 8 or 81/2.

They are from the late 1960′s or early 1970′s. I would keep them if they fit me.

There is a pair of gold bedroom slippers,  a pair of silver sandals, a pair of black heels and a pair of patent leather heels.  Grammie had nice taste in shoes.

I hope they find a good home.

Cymru am byth

Cymru am byththe motto of Wales, translates to Wales forever.

Wales land of massive castles and origin of many of the Tales of King Arthur. Called Cymru in the native language, and the people are the Cymry.

Believed to be the standard of King Arthur, the Welsh Dragon or Y Ddraig Goch is the national symbol of Wales. The origin of the Dragon is a mystery, it may have arrived with Roman soldiers. It has been associated with Wales since before 830.

Y Ddraig walks across the letter of Wales, with Cymru am byth above.

The design is available on T-shirts in many styles and colors. Sizes from infant to 2X.

Also available on buttons, magnets, aprons, magnets and totes. If there is a specific zazzle.com product you want and it is not currently available on please contact me, and I’ll see what I can do.

Farmhouse Photo Collage

Old Farmhouse Photo CollageA composite collage of many detail images of a single subject. In this case the Hawkin’s Farmhouse at the entrance to Toledo Botanical Gardens. The photos were taken on two separate days in the Fall of 2010 using various camera settings.

The Farmhouse Collage is available in 3 different options; poster, large canvas and triple canvas.

Depending on size Poster start at $9.65 and up. There are three paper choices and framing available.

Depending on size and stretcher depth Canvas start at $78.00

Detailed description. Multiple images of a farmhouse, probably built about 1900, but now in the middle of an urban area. Some of the images were taken with an “incorrect” white balance so the sky appears to be a brilliant blue. In the background is a “faded” black and white photo. All of the detail photo were arranged to create a “lopsided” composite of the farmhouse.

Sometimes this style of collage is referred to as “Hockney” after David Hockney. This is not quite accurate in my opinion, as Hockney’s collages tend to be more ordered and grid like. I worked at making this ungridded and more shattered in appearance. Almost like someone was trying to piece together a memory of an old farmhouse.

It’s a Kilt

It's a KILT shirt
It’s a KILT

Many have been “kilt” for calling it a “skirt!” (Don’t let it happen to you.)

The letters of Kilt and Skirt are a blue tartan pattern, with red accents.

The design is available on T-shirts in many styles and colors. Sizes from infant to 2X.

Also available on buttons, magnets, aprons, magnets and totes. If there is a specific zazzle.com product you want and it is not currently available on please contact me, and I’ll see what I can do.


Nothing says Scotland like a highland man in a kilt playing the bagpipes.

Though in truth non of those things is native to Scotland. Not even the Highlander, cute as he may be, sorry.

Sometime between the end of the Roman occupation of lower Britannia and medieval times, there was an invasion from Ireland and many of the indigenous cultures disappeared. Bagpipes were and are in widespread use across Europe, and possibly as early as the Roman era. Kilts or “plaides” did not make an appearance until the lat 16th century. Plaide roughly translates to blanket. It was a double with of fabric each about 144 inches long and 30 inches wide, stitched down the center. It was an untailored garment belted around the waist and draped over the should like a cloak. And the whole tartan system developed much later.

So does any of that really take away from the modern glamour of the Highlander myth, no not really, they have really adapted it all to form a unique identity. It just drives me nuts when I see kilted Scotsmen battling the English in the 11th century or worse the Romans. Besides my Scottish ancestors are were Lowlander Reivers and I feel obligated to take the invading scum down a notch or two once in a while.

I will admit to finding something irresistible about a pipe and drum band, marching a in their dress kilts. You have to hand it to Scots for forming a distinct national identity that most everyone recognizes, respects and admires.

Ms. Crazy Cat Lady

Ms. Crazy Cat Lady Zazzle

I’m not a Crazy Cat Lady.

I’m the Crazy Cat Lady

and that’s Ms. Crazy Cat Lady to you!

Do people say you have too many cats, even though you have just the right amount? Can stray felines spot you a mile away? Does pitiful mewing melt your heart? Do strangers ask you for advice about caring for their kitties? Do you consider cat hair on your clothing a fashion statement? Do you think paw prints on the laundry are just a fact of life. Have you ever bought furniture to match a furry friend?

If you answered yes to any of these questions you may be an aspiring Crazy Cat Lady or full fledged Crazy Cat Lady. This is not the problem some in out world would lead you to believe, this is the choice of the future! So be proud!


There are many versions of this one:

Original Ms. Crazy Cat Lady at Zazzle ♥ A newer version of Ms. Crazy Cat at Zazzle ♥ An Organic Crazy Cat Lady at Skreened ♥ The Original Ms. Crazy Lady at Cafe Press  ♥ Another CCL Cafe Press ♥  Ms. Crazy Cat Lady at Printfection


New Template! And Other News

New Template! (Yes! Again!)

I know I’ve said this before -like about once every six months or so- but I think I found a WordPress template I can live with. This one seems to be working really well for me. I do want to learn to build WP themes from the ground up, but that has proved challenging, since I only have time between semesters and I do not know PHP. I really love the transparent background in the text area, I can’t wait till I have time dig around a figure out how that was done!

For right now I would like to spend my effort re-organizing the site. It had become simply unmanageable with a separate page for each of my print-on-demand designs. I did a lot research this summer and I have concluded that I am not using WP to its best advantage and the site would be better off if I used more the BLOGing features to organize information.

Fall Classes

Back in school for nearly a month now. I’m adding Flash, 3D Animation and Digital Video to my repertoire of skills and software. I feel slightly nuts taking all of these at once, but due to the way they are scheduled this was the best option.

We are still working on the software basics, but my head is just spinning with ideas for projects. I want to get a jump on the artwork, so hopefully I can narrow down the possibilities soon.

Untitled

Thinking of a sick friend.

Invictus

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

by William Ernest Henley

The poem was written, in 1875 when Henley was 17. It was written in the hospital after Henley last his foot to a bone infection.

Originally untitled, the title Invictus (Latin for “unconquered“) first appeared in 1902.

Old Skull and Calfskin Vellum

There was a very lovely day last week, mid-seventies and breezy, I sat at my computer all day playing with creating different textures in Photoshop. I know, you usually think of Photoshop for editing and manipulating images from a camera. I like the filter tools and brushes for creating no scalable textures and backgrounds. I could use Illustrator, but I find too many filters and objects muck up the works.

One of the backgrounds I came up with was a very nice vellum parchment texture. (No, not the stuff used to line cookie sheets, old animal skin vellum like the Declaration of Independence was written on.) Supple tans and browns with all the irregularities of a hand-worked natural item.

Old Vellum speckcase
Old Vellum by KelticKat
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Those are cool. I thought they were maybe somewhat plain, so I found an old medical illustration of a skull at various angles and ran a portion of it through some filters so I could vectorize it with autotrace in Illustrator. Then I decided I liked the skull and decided to put it on t-shirts and some of the other merchandise that doesn’t work with backgrounds.

Old Skull Tote Bag 

Zombie Apocalypse Are You Ready?

Last week a CDC blog post concerning emergency preparedness crashed their servers. What was so dire that it sent thousands to this particular post? Preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse!

So few of us take this threat as seriously as we should; I’ve decided to try help raise awareness.

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